1. Sleep with other people. Only often enough to keep things interesting.
2. Make friends with your mate....Don't just pay her (Not Romantic!)
3. Don't eat & watch TV during coitus. At the very least, one or the other.
4. Woman love Oprah! So, try to decorate your place with plenty of Oprah pictures, paraphernalia, and memorabilia. Trust me; this a very very important one!
And last, but certainly not least......
5. Wear rubber Halloween masks of ex- presidents and their wives. Again, TRUST ME, power is still sexy people!!
OR
You could both get into better shape - $20 semi-private
sessions for the full month of October!
Make better love TODAY!!
This is actually really funny and creative. Good writing
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