Top Five Ways Couples Have Better Sex

1. Sleep with other people. Only often enough to keep things interesting.

2. Make friends with your mate....Don't just pay her (Not Romantic!)

3. Don't eat & watch TV during coitus. At the very least, one or the other.

4. Woman love Oprah! So, try to decorate your place with plenty of Oprah pictures, paraphernalia, and memorabilia. Trust me; this a very very important one!

And last, but certainly not least......

5. Wear rubber Halloween masks of ex- presidents and their wives. Again, TRUST ME, power is still sexy people!!

OR

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Just in case anyone was interested....

No one ever wished they watched more TV on their death bed - The Adult Brat Test

Brats are people that take things for granted.

Taking something for granted means you do not fear the loss of something.

The status of your health can dramatically change from one second to the next. You're computer could explode while you're reading this and take your head clean off your shoulders, you could step outside and get taken out by a bus, or you could even roll your ankle soo bad that you'll never walk normally again. You could come down with a bad case of DEATH which could kill you or you could break your hand bad enough to never grip anything again. Cancer, AIDS, Ebola, the list goes on and on. Dont take it for granted, the human body is the most amazing piece of machinery you will own (other than a hot tub, of course.). So, are you someone who lives their life very aware that your health and body can be lost at any given moment in time??

With this being such an obvious reality, stop and re-evaluate....."Am I An Adult Brat?"

Taking into account 193,000,000 people in the US are overweight the answer points ominously to YES!

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